An instance of SGBS (Swirly's General Blog Server)
Hello! This is my blog. I post silly things here. This is all JSON, and handled via server-side processing. All times are in UTC-5.
Now with RSS feed support!
2026-03-04 16:11
i've just left discord after debating for a few weeks. and oh my god, everything is so much better.
why did i not do this before? who knows? it's just that discord sucks, so fucking much.
it's not just the people that are on discord, it's about what discord itself is doing. imagine having parts of things be behind age verification, and by id? furthermore, this was with a corporation that supported ICE. i'm well aware that discord cut ties, but still. they most likely knew about this and are pretending like they didnt for publicity.
rant over. swirly out.
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2026-02-17 19:21
but im back
what ive done is mostly updating my website with new opinions and contact info. also, i'm leaving discord, because discord sucks. see you lot in matrix.
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2026-01-01 08:47
this site isnt dead promise
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2026-01-18 02:53
a ok
2025-11-26 08:57

WHAT.
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2025-11-26 08:58
i'll have to fix the robots.txt though...
2025-12-02 14:09
still nothing? damnit...
2025-12-16 13:25
OMG :D
2025-11-09 11:50
we now have multi-line support :>
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2025-10-14 22:36
new hardware
thank you jo for providing me with an optiplex 3020m, which is now hosting everything but my git instance.
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2025-10-14 22:36
optiplex in setups tomorrow
2025-11-04 07:54
hallo I'm the sun. give me plant
2025-11-04 11:20
*throws dirt* make plant yourself
2025-10-07 21:05
rss feed, and no more extremely fucking long delay on commenting.
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2025-10-07 21:05
see? works fine now!
2025-10-07 21:06
ok i think i fixed an oopsies
2025-10-07 21:08
ok NOW ive fixed the oopsie
2025-10-02 09:17
i've ported my website server (now called SGWS) and SGFS to go! see https://git.swirly.architectenterprises.net/swirly/sgws and https://git.swirly.architectenterprises.net/swirly/sgfs
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2025-10-02 09:18 (edited 2025-10-02 09:20)
note that i have yet to do SGBS and SGGBS (i probably wont do these actually but eh)
2025-10-03 11:41
ive decided not to do these :D
2025-08-20 11:33
hiiii :3
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2025-08-28 20:12
helo i ma itimo hru
2025-08-28 22:19
gud wbu
2025-09-04 11:19 (note from Swirly: excess shit removed)
hio
2025-09-04 12:21
hewwo uwu
2025-08-12 16:08
i have once again transitioned, i am now genderfluid transfem :3c
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2025-08-13 12:05
dont care
2025-08-13 12:05
would meow anyway
2025-08-13 12:06
(that was supposed to be one comment but this doesnt have multiline)
2025-08-13 12:13
intentional. the fix: get over it
2025-08-19 16:13
are you still active? :(
2025-08-19 19:03
yes, because i have no life :D
2025-08-10 11:16
the pi is now on opensus weed. every service is back on the pi.
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2025-08-11 20:50
opensus weed
2025-08-10 08:22
long story short, this website, and all of my other self-hosted services are now being hosted on the craptop. you wanna know why? because debian 13 uninstalled half of my packages, and i wanna move over to openSUS Weed on ARM. see ya in a bit when this shite is all over. oh, and yeah, expect horrifyingly severe slowdowns.
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2025-08-09 16:24
oh god fucking dammit
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2025-08-09 16:26
in case yall dont know what this means that means its all fucked the next time i reboot any of the servers
2025-08-09 16:28
disregard all of this, there's the legacy-cgi module... i panicked so fucking hard lmfao
2025-08-09 15:05
debian 13
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2025-08-03 10:53
hi guy
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2025-08-03 13:52
Does it really really work
2025-08-03 13:53
It does work
2025-08-03 13:54
mrrow :33
2025-08-03 13:57
Who the fuck says meow!?!
2025-08-03 14:09
everyone
2025-08-03 14:22
🔔🔔🔔❗️❗️
2025-08-05 12:32
🔔🔔🔔❗❗
2025-08-05 12:32
🔔🔔🔔❗❗
2025-08-05 12:32
🔔🔔🔔❗❗
2025-08-05 12:32
🔔🔔🔔❗❗
2025-08-05 12:33
Shit my phone was lagging hard that I accidentally sent it about 4 times.
2025-08-05 12:33
Shit my phone was lagging hard that I accidentally sent it about 4 times.
2025-08-05 12:46
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
2025-08-08 13:21
meow
2025-08-08 13:34
mrrp :3c
2025-08-02 16:28
new blog using server-side processing with json 
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2025-08-01 14:16
happy fucking national girlfriend day
shoutout to my hot gf maria
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2026-03-04 17:17
i knew a Maria once...
2026-03-04 21:51
shut the fuck up shadow
2025-07-30 16:46
i have dedicated the last hour to overclocking the pi this runs on
shit loads a lot faster everywhere, expect higher preformance
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2025-07-20 07:57
i am now a protogen :3c
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2025-07-16 21:30
i ran rm, on both my file server and my main website and i had to rebuild EVERYTHING. this website is only here now because archie cached it. heil archie!
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2025-07-12 17:14
i have moved the file server to the same respberry pi that was hosting my file server because nekoweb is a fuck
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2025-07-10 16:11
I now have a new domain now that I'm a part of Archie's team. Thanks, lad!
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2025-06-21 11:15
birthday
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2025-06-20 11:30
i have made a guestbook. please sign it.
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2025-06-18 13:34
not much, but i made another tab to list the (few) tools i'll make.
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2025-06-12 19:02
wii wii or something. as you can imagine, this also needs proxy.
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2025-06-12 17:08
wii u (also needs proxy)
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2025-06-12 16:52
i made it compatible with the ps vita today for the funny (doesnt even require proxy, so cool)
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2025-06-11 19:11
yes i KNOW fourth blog post today but i got the website to be 3ds-friendly (requires muellers-software.org:3080 proxy)
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2025-06-11 17:03
my website is now non-javascript friendly. unfortunately, non-javascript people will get no border and no separation between sections.
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2025-06-11 16:16
i just separated the stuff in the about page into more tabs since i added tab functionality
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2025-06-11 13:30
im here now
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2025-12-02 15:18
the depths